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My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
Maybe he wanted a boy?
filling out a job application
“are you available for a Skype interview?”
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
this show has 7 emmys